Some Dude Tried To Roast Ryan Reynolds On Twitter And Ended Up Roasting Himself

So here’s how this whole thing started. A girl tweeted at Ryan Reynolds saying that her boyfriend dumped her a few days after prom so she photoshopped Ryan Reynolds over the guy in her prom pictures

To which Ryan Reynolds (by the way, Ryan Reynolds is one of those names where you have to say the whole name every time otherwise it seems weird) kindly responded by saying they should photoshop him over the dude’s yearbook photo next

So that seems like a natural end to it all, right? Ryan Reynolds does a nice thing by giving the girl a shoutout on Twitter, it gets a bajillion Likes and RTs, Gabi feels empowered and everyone lives happily ever after with an awesome story.

BUT WAIT! BAH GAWD THAT’S JEFF BRIGHTS MUSIC! JEFF BRIGHT IS THE GUY WHO DUMPED HER A FEW DAYS AFTER PROM AND THEN HAD HIS ASS REPLACED BY RYAN REYNOLDS!

Let’s see what kind of burn he came up with

And that folks is a textbook version of how to burn yourself. That could not be a worse response.”Oh yeah? You roasted me about dumping my girlfriend? Well I’m gonna go see a super shitty Kevin Hart movie instead of a highly anticipated sequel to a movie that everyone LOVED” Fucking roast town! You got him, Jeff! You got him! And just look at the dude. The Sorting Hat puts him in Slytherin 100 times out of 100. That’s a lose-lose. He thought he was gonna be clever and roast Ryan Reynolds? Come on dude. Ryan Reynolds is beloved by men and women alike. Women want him and men want him too. You gotta come to the rim harder than that or don’t come at all. Fucking Jeff Bright.